Tentative plan for a killer Saturday:

• 5:00 am - Wake up…somehow
• 5:20 am - Leave house to take parents to airport
• 6:00ish am - I don’t know. Maybe I’ll sleep in my car or I’ll find a Starbucks somewhere.
• 7:00 am - Overtiming at work
• 9:00 am - Leave work, go home, take sister to work
• 10:00 am - Haircut and hope there’s not a long line which there probably will
• 11:00 am - Go back to work
• Sometime before 4:00 pm - Leave work depending on how dead I am
• 4:00 pm - Pass the fuck out
• 7:00 pm - Batman with ze boyfriend and his big fam bam

Plan might change if I’m too tired and just decide to not go to work. Actually, make that a ‘most likely will change’.

Then, waking up early Sunday morning to pick up the rents at the airport.

Is one day of sleeping in too much to ask for?