I'M ALICE.: Archive

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“Sometimes there are things in life that aren’t meant to stay. And sometimes...”

– Unknown (via seducemewithyoureyes)

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“Life is only worth a damn because it’s short. It’s designed to be...”

– Pierce’s mom from Community

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I love it when guys text first.

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“The most important tool [to humanity’s survival] is respect. And the...”

– Jeff Winger from Community

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I AM SAFE.

For now…

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I just got a ‘notification of serious occurrence’ outside my door, saying that a serious crime has occurred at my complex. I’ve been out all day. I came back and heard creaking in the bathroom area. I don’t know if it’s coming from upstairs (most likely) or what, but I’m scared as fuck. I also really need to pee really badly but I’m too scared to even get...

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WTFFFFFF

HOW DID I ALREADY REACH MY CREDIT CARD LIMIT?! AND I STILL HAVE A WEEK LEFT. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?! Looking at my statement, I spent 1/5 of my limit buying fucking Godiva chocolates for my mom. 1/10 of it on my wisdom tooth extraction. Almost 1/10 on school stuff and almost 1/10 on business clothes. I don’t even want to know how much on gas. Thank god a lot of people paid me back because now I...

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thedailywhat: BAMF of the Day: A: Alex Trebek. Q: Who is a badass? The 71-year-old Jeopardy host tore his Achilles tendon while chasing down a burglar who broke into his hotel room. Trebek, who was in the San Francisco Bay Area to host the National Geographic World Championship event at Google HQ, awoke to the sounds of an intruder. According to a police report, 56-year-old Lucinda Moyers...

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Palo Duro Canyon

I don’t think pictures can really show how beautiful the canyons are. I mean, absolutely breathtaking. Perfect place to go with your significant other, but beware: Don’t go when it’s too hot or you will die. Bring lots of water with you or you will die. Go with lots of people or you will die. Seriously, you will die. Just 2 days ago, this chick passed away from heat...

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