“Life is only worth a damn because it’s short. It’s designed to be consumed, used, spent, lived, felt. We’re supposed to fill it with every mistake and miracle we can manage. And then we’re supposed to let go.”—Pierce’s mom from Community
“The most important tool [to humanity’s survival] is respect. And the reason I know respect is a tool is because it is clearly not a natural thing and we forget to use it all the time. And then we start competing with each other and exploiting each other and humiliating each other and controlling each other and we lose each other. And without each other, we’ll go extinct, and that’s a fact.”—Jeff Winger from Community
I just got a ‘notification of serious occurrence’ outside my door, saying that a serious crime has occurred at my complex. I’ve been out all day. I came back and heard creaking in the bathroom area. I don’t know if it’s coming from upstairs (most likely) or what, but I’m scared as fuck. I also really need to pee really badly but I’m too scared to even get out of my chair.
HOW DID I ALREADY REACH MY CREDIT CARD LIMIT?! AND I STILL HAVE A WEEK LEFT. WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!
Looking at my statement, I spent 1/5 of my limit buying fucking Godiva chocolates for my mom. 1/10 of it on my wisdom tooth extraction. Almost 1/10 on school stuff and almost 1/10 on business clothes. I don’t even want to know how much on gas.
Thank god a lot of people paid me back because now I have a bunch of cash lying around…