My boss thinks I'm dumb.
Boss: I need you to write a cover letter for me. Include blahblahblah…Actually I’ll do it myself. By the time I finish explaining it to you, I would’ve finished it already.
Me: *nervous giggle thinking he was joking around*
Boss: Hey Alice *in a very serious tone*...you are a smart girl. Don't play dumb.
WTF WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM
True friends won't grow apart even when they don't...
That’s why I’m thankful for some of my TAMS buddies
It always feels like there is just one person in this world to love, and then...– Lexi Grey, Grey’s Anatomy. (via indulgents)
How do you ask for money back from: someone who doesn’t really have money to give someone who isn’t even in the country someone who doesn’t talk to me anymore That’s a good amount of money too. Fuck being nice.
(this really only matters for girls) The For Audrey nail polish has been number 1 on my wish list for months now. I finally got it like a week ago and only tried it out on one nail. Today, I guess I threw that nail polish into my nail polish bag too hard or something because that motherfucker BROKE AND EXPLODED EVERYWHERE. So not only was all the nail polish gone, but it got onto every other...
Why you need to sleep with a teddy bear.
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point.– Mistinguette (via girlwithoutwings)
Austin Weekend: Success
I’ve been wanting a really good weekend for a while, and by really good, I mean genuinely good. Work and planning for pharm school is so stressful, and I really needed a weekend to just relax and have fun. Crazy boat party Broke my favorite shoe :( Got rescued by my psissies and got fed yummy foods! Delicious (and cheap!) seafood omnomnom Third wheeling and loving it (being honest this...
She’s the girl that has a few best friends &...